Poor alcohol, everyones ganging up on you, matress even wants to start a group against you. Come over here with me, I'll kep you safe...til the end of the night.
You guys keep complaining about headaches when you drink. I've drank... well enough... in my time on this world, and I never get headaches, and I could count how many times I've felt bad the next morning on one hand. Its not because I'm some kind of big ol' alcoholic (thats my roomate

), its because there is a very easy way to keep yourself from getting a headache/hangover.
First off, alcohol in all its forms in a diuretic (ie. it makes you pee alot). Because its a diuretic, you end up pissing out all of the extra water in your body, along with the alcohol. Very shortly after you start drinking, you become dehydrated, and most people dont ever realize it, and keep drinking beer/whatever and get themselves more dehydrated/drunk. The whole reason people wake up te next morning with a headache is because your brain is literally dehydrated.
Well, as you may have guessed by now, the way to keep yourself from feeling crappy the next day after you've been drinking is to keep yourself hydrated during that night of drinking. Before you start drinking, drink a glass of water, then after every 1-2 drinks, have some more water, and also at the end of the night, have one more glass. Sure, you'll be going to the bathroom even more than you normally would, but I guarantee you will be feeling much better that next morning than if you didnt keep hydrated.
So there you have it, Rigel's plan to turn the site into drunks. Enjoy!
