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Santa could exist!
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Lieutenant Junior Grade   Joined: 05 Jan 2006, 01:00 Posts: 175 Location: Cardiff Uk 
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Found this a few days ago but forgot to post it here, and after talking to MOE I tracked it down!
(MOE you need to post that thing you have about 'if there was a santa....he's dead now!) Santa's Ho-Ho-Hi-Tech SCIENTISTS have proved Santa’s epic journey to all the world’s children in one night IS possible. Larry Silverberg, a US professor of mechanical and aerospace engineering, says he gets the job done using electromagnetic waves, computer science, nanotechnology, genetic engineering and the space-time continuum. His journey is aided by a “relativity cloudâ€￾  based on Einstein’s discovery that time can be stretched and space squeezed. Dr Silverberg, of North Carolina State University, said: “Rips in time allow Santa months to deliver presents while only minutes pass on Earth.â€￾ On-board SatNav prepares a detailed route, while the sleigh is pulled by reindeer genetically bred to fly and balance on rooftops. There are no weight problems as the toys are built only when Santa reaches each child’s home, using a nano-toymaker to create them from soot. Dr Silverberg says: “Santa’s trip is possible and based on plausible science.â€￾ _________________ I never appolgise. Im sorry thats just the way I am. |
| 18 Dec 2006, 00:23 |
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Klingon Honor Guard  Joined: 22 Apr 2005, 01:00 Posts: 1527 Location: UK
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Explain his fatness and getting down the chimney then. :p
Also explain why when you dont buy ppl presents they dont get anything. :p _________________ |
| 18 Dec 2006, 01:11 |
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Evil Romulan Overlord of Evil - Now 100% Faster!   Joined: 02 Dec 2004, 01:00 Posts: 7392 Location: Returned to the previous place.
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Hehe i've posted the link on the forums before, but
I LOVE the website I got it from. The scientific articles are the best. If you haven't read them before, I recommend Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!, Thermodynamics Exam; Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?, Cats Toast and Antigravity, Chemical Analysis of Man (Chemical Analysis of Woman is even better) and New Scientific Units. The website is |
| 18 Dec 2006, 09:07 |
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Captain  Joined: 17 Jun 2005, 01:00 Posts: 1657 Location: USS Victory - NCC 362447
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_________________ Star Trek PBEM RPG Group http://starbase118.net/ Legacy is now here! Buy the XBOX 360 version! |
| 18 Dec 2006, 23:00 |
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Lieutenant  Joined: 02 Apr 2005, 01:00 Posts: 373 Location: Ch'Rihann, Romulus system
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_________________ Never dispatch your entire armada into a single battle, never decloak the entire fleet before assaulting and never have all your ships attack and move simultaneously. -Global Military Directive |
| 18 Dec 2006, 23:39 |
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Lieutenant Junior Grade Joined: 05 Jan 2006, 01:00 Posts: 175 Location: Cardiff Uk
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_________________ I never appolgise. Im sorry thats just the way I am. |
| 19 Dec 2006, 00:41 |
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Captain Joined: 17 Jun 2005, 01:00 Posts: 1657 Location: USS Victory - NCC 362447
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Ok now I'm freaked out!
_________________ Star Trek PBEM RPG Group http://starbase118.net/ Legacy is now here! Buy the XBOX 360 version! |
| 20 Dec 2006, 20:06 |
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Ship Engineer   Joined: 10 Jul 2006, 01:00 Posts: 5130 Location: Space is disease and danger, wrapped in darkness and silence!
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| 23 Dec 2006, 03:57 |
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Lieutenant Joined: 02 Apr 2005, 01:00 Posts: 373 Location: Ch'Rihann, Romulus system
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_________________ Never dispatch your entire armada into a single battle, never decloak the entire fleet before assaulting and never have all your ships attack and move simultaneously. -Global Military Directive |
| 23 Dec 2006, 16:35 |
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Commander  Joined: 30 May 2005, 01:00 Posts: 1137 Location: Northglenn, Colorado - U.S.
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_________________ I'm A Romulan with an Attitude and I'm not afraid to use it! |
| 23 Dec 2006, 23:45 |
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Ship Engineer Joined: 10 Jul 2006, 01:00 Posts: 5130 Location: Space is disease and danger, wrapped in darkness and silence!
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We should give Santa a cloaking device so homeland security does not have him shot down.
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| 25 Dec 2006, 01:17 |
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Captain Joined: 24 Sep 2005, 01:00 Posts: 1387
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homeland security wont shoot down Santa! Everyone loves Santa! And don't forget, people in the Government are just like you and me.
If you saw something going at Mach 10, its probably not Santa. (Santa can go much much faster) _________________ Hello! |
| 25 Dec 2006, 01:34 |
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