| Star Trek Fan Games http://bote2.square7.ch/forum/ |
|
| Santa could exist! http://bote2.square7.ch/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=1428 |
Page 1 of 1 |
| Author: | The_Tall_Stumpy_One [ 18 Dec 2006, 00:23 ] |
| Post subject: | Santa could exist! |
Found this a few days ago but forgot to post it here, and after talking to MOE I tracked it down! (MOE you need to post that thing you have about 'if there was a santa....he's dead now!) Santa's Ho-Ho-Hi-Tech SCIENTISTS have proved Santa’s epic journey to all the world’s children in one night IS possible. Larry Silverberg, a US professor of mechanical and aerospace engineering, says he gets the job done using electromagnetic waves, computer science, nanotechnology, genetic engineering and the space-time continuum. His journey is aided by a “relativity cloudâ€￾  based on Einstein’s discovery that time can be stretched and space squeezed. Dr Silverberg, of North Carolina State University, said: “Rips in time allow Santa months to deliver presents while only minutes pass on Earth.â€￾ On-board SatNav prepares a detailed route, while the sleigh is pulled by reindeer genetically bred to fly and balance on rooftops. There are no weight problems as the toys are built only when Santa reaches each child’s home, using a nano-toymaker to create them from soot. Dr Silverberg says: “Santa’s trip is possible and based on plausible science.â€￾ |
|
| Author: | skeeter [ 18 Dec 2006, 01:11 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Santa could exist! |
Explain his fatness and getting down the chimney then. :p Also explain why when you dont buy ppl presents they dont get anything. :p |
|
| Author: | Matress_of_evil [ 18 Dec 2006, 09:07 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Santa could exist! |
Hehe i've posted the link on the forums before, but I LOVE the website I got it from. The scientific articles are the best. If you haven't read them before, I recommend Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!, Thermodynamics Exam; Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?, Cats Toast and Antigravity, Chemical Analysis of Man (Chemical Analysis of Woman is even better) and New Scientific Units. The website is |
|
| Author: | TrekBoyChris [ 18 Dec 2006, 23:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Santa could exist! |
| Author: | Centurion_VarDin [ 18 Dec 2006, 23:39 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Santa could exist! |
| Author: | The_Tall_Stumpy_One [ 19 Dec 2006, 00:41 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Santa could exist! |
| Author: | TrekBoyChris [ 20 Dec 2006, 20:06 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Santa could exist! |
Ok now I'm freaked out! |
|
| Author: | Kenneth_of_Borg [ 23 Dec 2006, 03:57 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Santa could exist! |
| Author: | Centurion_VarDin [ 23 Dec 2006, 16:35 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Santa could exist! |
| Author: | Winterhawk [ 23 Dec 2006, 23:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Santa could exist! |
| Author: | Kenneth_of_Borg [ 25 Dec 2006, 01:17 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Santa could exist! |
We should give Santa a cloaking device so homeland security does not have him shot down. |
|
| Author: | Nemitor_Atimen [ 25 Dec 2006, 01:34 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Santa could exist! |
homeland security wont shoot down Santa! Everyone loves Santa! And don't forget, people in the Government are just like you and me. If you saw something going at Mach 10, its probably not Santa. (Santa can go much much faster) |
|
| Page 1 of 1 | All times are UTC [ DST ] |
| Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group http://www.phpbb.com/ |
|