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Author:  Matress_of_evil [ 06 Jan 2008, 00:34 ]
Post subject:  Wii Wee

A four-year-old from Fleetwood, Lancashire, has peed on his older brother's console in what may be the ultimate bad Wii joke. Tot Ellis Emsley was apparently upset as his brother played with his new Christmas gift and ignored him, reports Metro.

The father of the boys, Darren Emsley, had coughed up £250 for the console for six-year-old Danny's Christmas present. However, his little brother wasn't as overjoyed at the addition to the household, and became jealous of the console.

The boy's mother, Kerry, explained, "It seems Ellis got fed up with Danny being obsessed with the Wii and refusing to play with him. He was told it was his turn on the Wii next, but he took it a bit too literally and used his secret weapon to sabotage the machine."

The Wii is now, unsurprisingly, not working. Meanwhile, Darren is weighing up the chances of the 'little accident' being covered by their home contents insurance. He mused, "It must surely be counted as a leak."


What a terrible, terrible waste. Stupid kid. :lol:

*Edit - hmm "Posted on Gamespot" is not the writer, Gamespot is. :roll:

Author:  Nemitor_Atimen [ 06 Jan 2008, 00:45 ]
Post subject:  Re: Wii Wee

Wow. How does this even get out? I mean, if my kid peed on his system I would be pissed, but the the news guys (papers, gamespot) would never know about it.

Author:  Matress_of_evil [ 06 Jan 2008, 00:54 ]
Post subject:  Re: Wii Wee

God knows...unless the father did something to the kid. I know I would if that was my kid! :evil: :lol:

Author:  Kenneth_of_Borg [ 06 Jan 2008, 00:55 ]
Post subject:  Re: Wii Wee

It is good he was not electrocuted. A guy that had been in a Japanese prisoner of war camp in the Philippines in WWII told me this story. His guards did not know much about automobiles. They had been poor fishermen before the war. When one Japanese auto would not start they asked the American prisoners for advice. This guy told one guard to stand on the fender and pee on the starter motor while the other guard turned the key. The peerer went into convulsions. The Americans told the guards they had never seen that happen before. That had to hurt.

Author:  Valcoren [ 06 Jan 2008, 04:15 ]
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It is good to see that there are more than just Americans trying to get their 15 minutes of fame. Some charity will see this story and not only will the older son get a replacement, but the younger one will get one also so they both feel equal. The father will go to jail for abuse because he favored the older son. They will sell the rights to their story for 15% profit and be rich. :roll:

-Val

Author:  FoxURA [ 06 Jan 2008, 04:32 ]
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I wouldn't be at all surprised if Nintendo would be willing to replace it. They have a very good reputation for customer service.

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