funny is not the word, i laughed all the way through this.
o and team america, that was sweet

That has got to be the greatest review of Nemesis I have ever read... I laughed till I cried, then laughed some more!


Do you know what worries me? The fact that this script was probably read by no less than 50 people before filming. Did no one even think a single one of these questions? Creatively bankrupt is the truth.

See im just happy with the escapism afforded by the move.


One other thing i didn't get, in ds9 there were thousands of federation ships in a fleet, but even though there's the possibility of an all out romulan invasion there's only 8 coming to the aid of the enterprise. I was thinking more along the lines of 80, especially considering that there's always been a very large presence on the neutral zone.

Also picard must have known that he couldn't have destroyed the scimitar by ramming it and even if he could the enterprise would have gone with it. So why did he ram then try to self destruct. Why not just self destruct.

And why does troy always crash the ship when she's at the bloody helm, damn women drivers *cough*


On second thoughts the movies plot is ****

"I'm a 60 year old man and I'm single-handidly wiping out the entire crew of this ship! This is like playing Quake with 'God Mode' turned on!"

Ahhh... that was great, it was written better than the actual movie.

Definitely pro-Trek!

I like his evaluation of a Blaster:

"Impressive pyrotechnics...limited damage. I'd rather use bullets, thanks."

You should look at his cloaking debate at the 'Battle or Britain'! That is pretty funny. I'd also recommend the AT-ST section ('The Imperial "Armoured Vehicle"')

Anyway, the guy's pretty funny, if slightly mean minded. Besides, a little pro-Trekiness never hurt anyone

Ooh, i've just heard the best quote ever about Star Wars!

"TIE fighters are tin cans of death."



That is definitely not something that you normally think of, when you play any of the Rogue Squadron games...but considering you can usually take out a TIE in one hit...I think you get the idea...

my favorites:

"...so from the Empire's perspective, all ships are naturally cloaked..."

[after a lot of circling around the idea that Imperial sensors might not suck, but then the site-operator uses plenty of examples that prove that they really do.]

"News flash: The Cardassians lost."

[reply to some idiot who thought that the Maquis were some resistance force on worlds the Cardassians had conquered before forcing the Federation to sign a near-surrender treaty....Someone does't watch Star Trek.....]

These are funnier in their original context, of course....Just hunt around, you'll find them....