Innocence is something to be desired...something to be used...anything that can be used as a tool to conquer one's enemies is a weapon in Romulan hands!
I think it is time I revealed my history...for the third time!
I was playing a game with my best friends Mistress_of_evil (Her name will be explained in a minute, and she is the person who came up with the various songs I have typed up on this site) and Stumpy. (A very tall person - he started off as 'Tree', but he showed a fear of axes, and ever since has been known simply as 'Stumpy')
Stumpy was doing particularly badly, although Mistress was finding things difficult due to my tactics as well.
Anyway, Mistress died one too many times (:twisted:) and shouted out (For god knows what reason, but i'll leave that to your imagination, coz even she doesn't know why)
"You evil...MISTRESS!"
I simply shouted out the first thing that came into my head (Because I didn't want to be a Mistress for the rest of my life)
"I'm not a Mistress, i'm a...Matress!" (We were sitting on my bed at the time)
I've been the Matress_of_evil ever since, and she became the Mistress (Namely coz that names actually suits her personality)
Don't worry, i've cleared all this with the Tal Shiar. Neither of those people have internet access, so you'll never be able to trace me.
Anyway, if you want to know why I haven't typed up any songs by her of late, it's coz she's working on a pornographic version of Harry Potter...
:(