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Kenneth_of_Borg
Ship Engineer
Joined: 10 Jul 2006, 01:00
Posts: 5130
Location: Space is disease and danger, wrapped in darkness and silence!
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It is that most joyful time of year again. The Klingon holiday of Alesk Jefaklne. Each year at this time we decorate the WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN Alkel Mivlkae bush with the decapitated heads of your enemies and run full tilt into the bulkhead, bumpy part of the head first. Let me be the first to wish you all a vicious intestinal infection with blood diarrhea for the season and all year long. 
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| 15 Dec 2006, 00:50 |
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skeeter
Klingon Honor Guard
Joined: 22 Apr 2005, 01:00
Posts: 1527
Location: UK
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Raises a jug of bloodwine to you all.
Happy holidays. 
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| 15 Dec 2006, 01:18 |
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Nemitor_Atimen
Captain
Joined: 24 Sep 2005, 01:00
Posts: 1387
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tugh! tachDaq maghom!
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| 15 Dec 2006, 02:19 |
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TheWhiteRaven
Lieutenant Junior Grade
Joined: 31 Oct 2004, 01:00
Posts: 213
Location: PEI, Canada
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Beware of Santa Borg!!!
We are the Claus. You will be jolly. We will add your dairy and confectionary distinctivness to our own. Arguing with your better half because you waited so long to pick up christmas gifts for everyone and now it's last minute and a lot of what she wanted to get is now sold out.....................is FUTILE!!!!!!!!! 
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Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta, Terracotta Pie!!!
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Kenneth_of_Borg
Ship Engineer
Joined: 10 Jul 2006, 01:00
Posts: 5130
Location: Space is disease and danger, wrapped in darkness and silence!
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The Ferengi celibate Billgates Enronis. This is a week long competition to cheat and robe blind the homeless orphans and grandmothers everywhere. You get more points if it is your own family. 8O
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| 15 Dec 2006, 04:51 |
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cdrwolfe
Combat Engineer
Joined: 18 Jul 2005, 01:00
Posts: 1001
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So what do the Romulans celebrate?
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| 15 Dec 2006, 20:33 |
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TheWhiteRaven
Lieutenant Junior Grade
Joined: 31 Oct 2004, 01:00
Posts: 213
Location: PEI, Canada
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I'm sure Matress or Winterhawk will enlighten us here shortly. Watching a lot of the old Super Mario TV series cdrwolfe? That was a great old show 
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Core 2 Duo E6400 OCed to 2.55GHz
Intel D975XBX "Bad Axe" Mobo
2GB DDR2 667 RAM
250GB SATA and 200GB IDE Hard drives
ATI Radeon X1900XTX w/512MB
19" 16x10 Moniter
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Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta, Terracotta Pie!!!
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| 16 Dec 2006, 09:36 |
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jigalypuff
Jig of the Puff
Joined: 10 Sep 2004, 01:00
Posts: 1305
Location: I wish i knew
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i shall raise a glass of kanar to all enslaved races and let the gaurds know they should go lightly on the whip  _________________ 
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| 16 Dec 2006, 10:47 |
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Matress_of_evil
Evil Romulan Overlord of Evil - Now 100% Faster!
Joined: 02 Dec 2004, 01:00
Posts: 7392
Location: Returned to the previous place.
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We Romulans do not celebrate holidays at the same time as you. We are ever vigilant for your weaknesses, but we would never sink so low as to attack you during a time of celebration...
We celebrate when you least expect it...
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| 16 Dec 2006, 10:53 |
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cdrwolfe
Combat Engineer
Joined: 18 Jul 2005, 01:00
Posts: 1001
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Nothing beats nostalga WhiteRaven  _________________
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