Subject: Valentines Day Ideas



THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO LINE

RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND

LINE:



My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.



I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.



Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.



Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.



I thought that I could love no other --

that is until I met your brother.



Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,

and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are

dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.



I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don't take that paper bag off your face.



I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!



My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?



My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "Go to hell."



What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

I feel better about V-day already.

It seems someone is bitter.

looks like someone has the same feeling for the 'holiday' as I do.

I thought it was the anniversary of the end of World War 2 or something then...

Hehe great rhyme though!

No Valentines Day in England, MOE?

Consider yourself lucky.

Why? V-Day.. boring....

Holloween, Now thats fun!

Fox, I think you missed the point fairly read again

btw. it is a nice time for a single, well at least now I'm not anymore lol hehe

Gotta say i dont like the idea of V day but its all in good fun .........LOTS and LOTS of fun lol

I gave up a couple years back, waste of money at the moment. And it's not like for most it's a surprise - which is the point right? Who cupid meets arrow thing

Hope all of yours was better than mine - no one could reach me