Subject: Valentines Day Ideas



THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO LINE

RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND

LINE:



My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.



I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.



Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.



Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.



I thought that I could love no other --

that is until I met your brother.



Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,

and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are

dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.



I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don't take that paper bag off your face.



I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!



My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?



My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "Go to hell."



What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

I feel better about V-day already.

It seems someone is bitter.

looks like someone has the same feeling for the 'holiday' as I do.

I thought it was the anniversary of the end of World War 2 or something then...

Hehe great rhyme though!

No Valentines Day in England, MOE?

Consider yourself lucky.

I repeat:



In other words...I forgot.

Matress seems to have slipped his dripper... lol

that was funny... too bad my wife beat me for reading it out -loud..
hahaha

Didn't share your sence of humor huh?

I guess not.. lol

But i thougt it was really funny!

Weird thing was.. right after I read it I stepped over and watched bilanna whoop some vulcan crewmans butt cause of a vulcan mating ritual. It make it even funnier to me.. lol

ooookaaaaayyyy....

Didnt get any cards or chocs or flowers but i got some texts

Here you go, Jade:

wohoo they are lovely!! thank you!!

hehehe lol i gave out love lollys

And no before anyone asks........

Gave them to quite a few people

Have to send ya one in mail jade lol

Im well worried mates asking out sum girl he liek for ages tongiht carnt wait to see if it happens or not!

Valentine's Day is for wives and lovers. I just hope the two of them never meet.

V-Day is definitely the best day of the year to be single if you're a man...

Why? V-Day.. boring....

Holloween, Now thats fun!

I stand corrected. Girls in sexy Halloween costumes FTW!

Not having any women that you care about when you are surounded by couples around is considered fun to you?

To each his own I guess.

Fox, I think you missed the point fairly read again

btw. it is a nice time for a single, well at least now I'm not anymore lol hehe

Gotta say i dont like the idea of V day but its all in good fun .........LOTS and LOTS of fun lol

I gave up a couple years back, waste of money at the moment. And it's not like for most it's a surprise - which is the point right? Who cupid meets arrow thing

Hope all of yours was better than mine - no one could reach me